what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
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Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
Booty had me doing math
make it stop
"dinner is ready"
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
What’s the point of shuffle
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do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
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"food’s ready come downst-"